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When you have to vigorously take a shit, but your in math class and the material is too important to leave so you end up leaving a shit stain in your khaki pants. Literally looks like booty sweat or as if you spilled steaming shit flavored coffee near your rectum.
Hey Ryan, we have a test tomorrow and I have to use the bathroom, what a poop moment!
A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.
Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!
When a woman inverts her purse and dumps out all of its contents on a bed or table.
Karen proceeded to do a huge purse poop on the bed and found her keys.
(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.
Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?
Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.
When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft
Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.
When you push poop through someone’s mail slot.
Ralph tends to become a poop salesman when he is mad at people.