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Jerking off to Lebron James playing Basketball
"Lebron James had such a great game last night, I was thinking of Lebron Johning myself"
Pure Awesomeness Radiating from a central system of amazing talent and sexyness!
Person #1 - Hey have you met the new guy?
Person #2 - YEAH! He Is Such a John Minatree!
Someone who is subpar at Madden and constantly loses too the big dawg.
Wow, I hope I never pull The Trucker John when we play together.
Having sex with a woman during her period.
Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
Having sex with a woman who is having her period.
Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.
Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House
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