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Nut up and shut up

Neither walking your talk or being silent. Just simply being able to walk your talk but choosing not to talk about it

Grandma was listening to young guapa talk about how he made 7 figures in 1 year, Grandpa said “NUT UP AND SHUT UP, NIGGA no one gives a dayum about that shit mothafucka”. Young Guapa proceeded to ask why and grandma continued with “Because we got trillions from our investment account but you don’t hear us talking about it because we stay humble my g, stay bussin and silent my nigga”.

by GiganticButtfest October 15, 2021

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Driving me up my nuts

Conflation of the expressions drive me up a wall and driving me nuts. Basically when someone is annoying you so intensely it's almost like they're kicking you in the balls. Hence the reference to the word "nuts."

Co-worker: How's the project with Amy coming along?
Me: Holy moly ... she's really driving me up my nuts. I can't stand her constantly changing her mind about everything.

by naughtybynature June 28, 2019


Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.

Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”

Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little

by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021


Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts

When a two homosexual males engage in such mass quantities of anal sex that their nut bags get caked with fecal matter, while in Hawaii.

Robbie and Billie loved their honeymoon in Maui...Billie wasn't fond of the "Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts", Robbie on the other hand, couldn't get enough!

by Rhudolph the Red-Nose December 10, 2010

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She smacked on my nut sack

MAle genetalie that has been toyed around wiht a female lifeform.

OH man dude she done smacked on my nut sack.

by billy bong thornton June 15, 2004

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Jiggle Back Clapped My Nut

When you get smacked in the butt and it reverberates on to your nut or nuts.

He jiggle back clapped my nuts man.

by matheydray June 24, 2021


picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.

Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"

by JHop March 12, 2008

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