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what happens when urban dictionary times out
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guy: darn, urban dictionary timed out, now I'll never know what parswadim means
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- Noun
- A point in time when a feeling of relief, excitement overcomes a person.
After filing the 3rd Qtr 10-Q for Petrohawk, which entailed 2 wks of working 70+ hrs a week, the Petrohawk engagement team got up and screamed, "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time ('PBJT')!"
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A remark used about something that is ongoing, redundant, never changing, redundant and redundant.
Melanie: I hate this job. I hate everyone I work with. They're all backstabbin' cocksuckers. I hate my salary. I can't afford to feed my fish. It's your fault, you dick!
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.
Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.
Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.
Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.
Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?
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from the book of senses.
When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.
Amir:"yo so whats the deal,are we going or no?"
Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"
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A phrase used by roody-poos who compensate for their inferiority by belittling the work of others.
Hey Jim! This guy made working plane out of 228158 bars of soap!
Someone clearly has way too much time on his hands.
Jim, you fucking candy ass.
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The official time given for when a band will perform, even though everyone knows they will actually go on at least 45 minutes late.
Person One: What the hell? Weren't Black Lips supposed to go on at 10:00? That was nearly an hour ago!!??!
Person Two: Psh, dude, chillout. They were supposed to go on at 10:00 Indie Rock Standard Time (IRST). Look, they're about to go on now. Right on time.
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When you're at the bar and you want to order one more round of drinks.
Bartender: "Would you like around round?"
Brittany: "Yes, one more time around the block!"