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Time to grow some ball's like a man, or back down like a pussy
man pussy bitch Bob- man Im afraid to ask that chick out.
Me- it's time to nut up or shut up.
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a joke where someone says hey do you know Candice or I'm going to Candice's house and more
when they say whos Candice or something else with Candice you say Candice nuts fit in yo mouth.
hey john you know candice. whos candice? CANDICE NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH
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Ooh, let's go!
Steve walks gayily down the street,
With his pants pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the beating of meat,
The cummies ready to go.
Are you ready, hey are you ready for this?
Are you fucking the woman with your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts
How do you think I'm gonna lose my voice,
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for all the cummies I had,
And left me dry to my balls.
Are you fapping, is your nutsack dry?
How long can you beat your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat.
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts
Hey!
Oohh, stroke it!
Bite my nuts!
Bite my nuts, hey!
Hey
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts, ow!
Another one bites my nuts, hey hey
Another one bites my nuts, eehhh ayyy
Ohh, shootout!
There are plenty of ways that you can stroke a man,
And bring him to the ground
You can beat it, you can eat it,
You can treat him bad, and edge him when he's down.
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm using both hands on my meat,
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
(add me on discord for the rest + more parodies @Nivid#0004)
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Don't Fuck Me Now
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(My) Crazy Little Thing Called Love
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Another One Bites My Nuts
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a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock
the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!
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Instead of No Nut November (NNN), where you have to go the entire month of November without busting a nut even once, the rule of Chad Nut November (CNN) is that you can only nut with the help of others. This means that nutting in any sexual activity with a partner is allowed, but you are not allowed to bust the nut yourself.
Be a true alpha male, release your inner Chad, and have sex with human beings instead of your hand.
Good luck.
Chad Nut November (CNN) in conversation:
Person 1: "I'm too much of a bitch to do No Nut November, i just don't think i can go an entire month without nutting."
Person 2: "You can always try Chad Nut November, but you should probably just try to go after 2-3/10's if you do."
Person 1: "Good idea! And you're right, i probably cant pull anything better at the moment, but after i complete Chad Nut November i will have alpha male superpowers."
Person 2: "Good luck man."
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When you engage in sexual intercourse, climax, then strut your fine ass as far away as possible.
“Well how do I do a nut and cut?”
“Simple, Bust a nut and off ya strut”
Time to shut up or grow a pair
Person 1: "I'm scared to go into the basement"
Person 2: "Well it's time to nut up or shut up"
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