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The day Jeon Jungkook was born!
Today is a lucky day, (1 September), Jungkook DAY!
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National Anime Tiddies Day. We all know the first day of March gives you that anime tiddies vibe so, embrace it.
Oh March 1st! That’s national Anime Tiddies Day! Only the best day of the year
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Precision rifle made by the Heckler and Koch arms company. Based off of the famous G3 design, this rifle is accurate, powerful, and reliable. However, it is loud and heavy, and earlier models are unable to have their scopes switched. This rifle is still good, and is the standard for semiauto sniper rifles. It is actually made with counter terror and police use in mind, so it is not a good military rifle.
The PSG-1 is one of the best semi auto sniper rifles made for counter terror and police ops.
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The perversion of saying "100" made possible by the rapper 2 Chainz and his incredibly poor phonetics in his rap songs.
2 Chainz: She ask me for 1 hunna.
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step 1: Cut a hole in a box
step 2: Put your junk in that box
step 3: Make her open the box
It's my dick in a box!
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Homie ride or die until the end. Take a bullet for his true niggas, go to jail for his true niggas
Yo! Did you hear about _____?
Yeah! Dog he my A-1 homie!
Mine too bro! He took a bullet for me once. True ride or die
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National squeeze that ass day. You can go up to your girlfriends, friends. Not cousins or family that weird. But anyone else. NOBODY IS SAFE NOW(except family)
Boy:*squeezes friends ass
Girl:wtf
Boy:it’s cool it’s December 1st
Girl:damn well I guess today’s your lucky day
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