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Dave spud

The person Elias in my 4th and 5th year grade won’t stop talking about and now it’s a trend in my class but Elias hi it’s Kaiden but anyway Elias doesn’t pee in the shower and Kaiden s bye

Elias:hey class WATCH DAVE SPUD OR ELSE
My class:DAVE SPUD
he sucks

by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias August 31, 2021

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


hello dave

Quote from "The League of Gentlemen", character PAPA LAZAROU, a warped character that speaks gibberish and insists everyone is called Dave and that they are his wife. Unfortunately for anyone actually called Dave in real life they may have found that when they introduce themselves they are subjected with this quote.

Steve: Hey mate, I'm Steve
Dave: I'm Dave, nice meeting you
Steve: Dave eh? HELLO DAVE!! YOUR MY WIFE NOW DAVE!! WANT TO BUY ANY PEGS DAVE?!!
Dave: bye
Steve: bye

by Pins and Pots October 3, 2005

42πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Dave Meltzer

An uber mark "wrestling news" reporter who writes the Wrestling Observer, and dishes out backstage wrestling news & rumors gossip like a teenage girl in high school. Thinks highly of himself because he's an "insider" and annoys WWE/TNA employees with questions about mindless, trivial information regarding wrestlers' personal lives. Also likes to criticize wrestlers/managers/storylines at will like he's God's gift to wrestling, meanwhile he has not the heart nor the balls to step in a wrestling ring and take a bump or learn about the business.

Fan#1: Hey did you read the Wrestling Observer? Dave Meltzer is reporting that people backstage have been reporting that Shawn Michaels doesnt cut his toenails
Fan#2: Dave Meltzer is a fucking mark. Who cares about what he has to say?

by elfantasma January 15, 2009

107πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


dave the barbarian

only the best show on t.v.

villager-" does this come in teal?"
evil piggy-" oh i'm sorry dear, it only comes in sea foam and mellon. Now to deal with you dave the barbarian and your monkey!"
dave-" Ahhhhhh, Bejabbers!"
fangs-" I'M NOT A MONKEY!"

by Stephen Cummings May 10, 2006

53πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Dave

Noun or Adjective; Verb (dirty daving)
1. A man who can artfully walk the line between being a suave gentleman player and a total man whore.

2. To flirt or "mack" on multiple women, successfully, all at once.

3. A man who succeeds not only in the art of flirtation, but also reaps the rewards of true seduction.

4. When going out to clubs and parties, the guy who can dance with whichever girl he desires.

More often than not a dirty dave seems like an innocent, well to do guy, then it turns out he's getting women to take their shirts off faster than Jackie Chan does a kung-fu kick!

Ex.) Last week he got her number, today he took her on a romantic date, tonight he's sleeping at her place... what a Dirty Dave.

Ex.) "Yo bro I finally asked that girl to dance with me!"
"That's great man, but I was Dirty Daving, I already danced with all the other women at this party."

Ex.) "I Dirty Daved at the party last night. Completely charmed these three women to going on dates with me and got 5 additional women's numbers! WAHOO!"

by Fan of the original Dirty Dave July 2, 2011

37πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Dave Roberts

The man who stole the biggest base in baseball history (for the Red Sox) vs the Yankees in the 2004 ALCS, which started the greatest comeback/biggest choke (down 0-3) in sports history.

(Props to Kevin Millar as well for drawing The Walk that allowed Roberts to pinch run and therefore steal the base.)

Dave Roberts is the man who is responsible for The Steal.

by nyys October 25, 2006

23πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Dangerous Dave

The Name given to your average shy and timid person after they have consumed several alcoholic beverages, and the ensuing carnage that follows shortly for the rest of the night out.

Guy 1: Hey dangerous Dave! Hows it going?

Guy 2: What? that's not my name.

Guy 1: Oh sorry I forgot your sober now.

by Dangerous Daved July 3, 2011

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž