April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

april 5th 1989

The day of the Tianamen square massacre

Chinese citizen: April 5th 1989
Chinese government: -1 BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPE-

5th grade day

People that’s are in 5th grade on November 4th you hug your crush have them wear your hoodie and even try to get a kiss

5th grade day

Febuary 5th

On the 5th day of febuary, a legend was born. Benny Rastvakt started roaming schoolyards with his fancy vest and megaphone.

On febuary 5th we celebrate the birth of Benny Rastvakt.

November the 5th

The day when to much stuff happend. Putin, destiel, navada, dabi, corona, terror.
And people with time difference woke up on november the 6th to this freaking mess of i don't even kniw what to call it

But destiel is canon!

On november the 5th
*Person 1:* have you heard that puton resigned?
*Person 2:* fuck that, have you heard that destiel is canon?
*Person 3:* fuck that and that, have you heard that putin resigned because destiel is finally canon and navada won't count cause dabi became a todoroki and a dead guy won a city election cause this other president was attack by dynamite?
*Person 1:* shit
*Person 2 who is clearly a destiel shipper:* but look at that destiel trending on twitter and tumblr-

5th egg friend

When someone knows your 4 friends but they don’t know you

Sam -hey guys !
Sam -who’s this ?
John -I’m Johnny

Sam-oh your a 5th egg friend

February 5th

Tell an overly specific story on the internet. Overshare about some random thing that happened a long time ago. Go crazy, give EVERY detail.

It's February 5th, you know what that means, time to tell Reddit how one time I ate five burritos from Taco Bell and the proceeded to shit on my kitchen counter.