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The Ape in the Cape

An annoying piece of shit that follows you around like shit on your shoe, makes weird noises and has less brain function than a stroke victim.

Shut the fuck up you are like The Ape in the Cape

by Bolshoe Kino November 23, 2022


ape cockery

Noun/Verb: the act of conducting yourself in a socially unacceptable manner.

Examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc.

I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.

by Eric Moore-Avis January 28, 2014


holy apes

What happens when you're texting too fast using T9 and 'holy crap' turns into 'holy apes'.

holy apes did you see that!? :O

by Delleve March 8, 2008


Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.

Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"

by Tebsin September 19, 2010


Doodle Apes

Doodle Apes is an ongoing NFT-project which there is no current projection of release date of.
The project is led by a team of founders consisting of Amrit and Serpent whom all have previous experiences in the world of NFT's.

8888 DAPES with high fashion sense living in the metaverse!

Doodle Apes will be available on OpenSea as an NFT project and will be launched on the Ethereum blockchain.
Ethereum is an open source and decentralized blockchain based off smart-contracts.

So you might ask, SecurePanda what is an NFT? The answer is not simple. Non-fungible token.

That doesn’t make it any clearer. Sorry. “Non-fungible” more or less means that it’s unique and can’t be replaced with something else.

I just recently joined the NFT project Doodle Apes!
Doodle Apes have recently received over 100.000 members in their discord!

by SecurePanda January 16, 2022


Anna the Ape

A very hot person, drop dead smexy. About 5’7-5’8. VERY VERY HOT, REMEMBER YOUR OVEN MITTS!

Anna the Ape is a very hot person.

by Anna’s Hot February 24, 2020


Ape Escape

When you or another individual does something so profoundly stupid that makes you look like a fool/clown.

Person1: "I told you to kick the ball into the opposite goal"
Person2: "I did!"
Person1: "No you didn't you've kicked it into the our goal multiple times now. Ape Escape!"

by WhisperOfTheWorm December 14, 2019