Cat

Spawn of satan, who will rip you to pieces, disguised as a harmless ball of fur sometimes wearing a sombrero.

That's such a cute cat

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Catting

The highly used alternative to sexting. Rather than sending nude pictures, one sends a feline of their choosing

Ted: Come on baby, I just want to see if they're really D36s
Mary: No, you know I'm a catter!
Ted: What's a catter?
Mary:It's called catting, I send pictures of my feline friends to horny men and women
Ted: Is it wrong if I'm still turned on by this?

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cat

When you fuck a girl and she moans so deep it sounds like a kitty purring.

I went to meet my girlfriend's parents, but we got bored so we went to the attic, gave her a ride then she pulled a cat on me and I cummed all over her vagina. Now I have to raise a kid.

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Cat

A crack/heroin addict usually hanging aroundon the street (In london at least) who will do pretty much anything for a hit, is continually looking out for number one and has proven themselves to be completely untrustworthy. A person who does not care about the comeback or consequences of the actions that they employ to get their drugs or drug money. They may often follow you in groups (central London especially) and try to offer to 'help' you get something before ripping you off. Although usually a cat has no 'hussle' whatsoever and just tries to bully or beg drugs of another user.

User 1: "Rio says J is holding. I'm going to go halfs with him on a bone."

User 2: "Mate, forget it, the geezer's a Cat You won't see him for dust."

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cat

cool kid

Who's that cat?

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Cat

the slang word for monkey ; monkey : the slang word for pussy

Ayyo kool aid let me touch that cat !

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the cat

Originating from Longwood University, 'the cat' is a contruction site where the kids go to partake in illegal activities...

Where do u wanna go?
-The Cat.....-
Wooord!

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