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1. can opener - (v) a device, either electric-powered or operated by hand, used for opening cans, especially cans of food.
2. Can Opener - (v/adj) a derogatory term for an attractive person that makes you want to "pop your top".
Jimmy, stop banging your head on that can of peas. If you want to open it, use a can opener.
Pretty Girl in Heels and a Skirt: "Thanks! Have a nice night!!" -smiles and walks off-
Perverted 40 year old BoyScout Leader: "Your welcome." -smiles then turns to his fellow boyscouts- "WOW. That was a real Can Opener"
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A thing best not opened. See Pandora's Box.
Damn! He just opened a can of worms.
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A complete douche bag. Usually a douche bag is older than 25, who resides with their parents, on a farm, can't tie their own tie, and are most commonly teachers.
That man is such a can of zero, I would like to hit him with a bulldozer.
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a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc.
we have all seen the canned ass at the grocery store and we thought no one eats it. we ate canned ass for lunch because we are locked in that fuckin building all night.
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The act of finishing all the available beer. Usually used when referring to large quantities of canned beer.
1) "Bros, lets can out before we hit the bar".
2) " Shit, we canned out three days in a row last weekend".
" Yeah man It was a three day bender".
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State in the United States of America otherwise known as Kansas. Known for its extreme religiosity, intolerance of gays, and political conservatism (excepting of course the massive farm subsidies given to the state by Uncle Sam).
Dorothy came from Can's Ass, but unlike her I am glad to be out of that barren cultural wasteland and cesspool.
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