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After proving that the homosexual lifestyle is indeed promiscous and disease ridden, and that there is indeed a "gay agenda", hence the lifestyle and agenda being detrimental to Christian Judeo values and western civilzation as a whole, your opponents (because they can't argue against facts), accuse you of the things that they've been defending all along.
You're so gay.
Stop with the ad HOMO-inem attack.
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The well-known mouse-maneuver that you perform while impatiently waiting to watch a YouTube video. As soon as your desired video loads up on the screen, you immediately zip your cursor over to the "you can skip ad in __ seconds" and breathlessly wait for the seconds-ticker to count down to "0" and switch to "skip ad".
Nowadays, YouTube makes us "suffer 'n' simmer" through **two** boring commercials --- instead of just one --- before our requested video starts, and so we haft do da "skip ad" cursor-hover **twice** before we get to view da precious video dat we went on YouTube to watch --- and no, Toyota; dis is NOT "dat one time dat we like da fifteen-second ad better than da video dat follows"! What a loada bull-crap --- for your info, we **never** like ANY of da 0%!$@# YouTube ads, no matter WHAT they're about!
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backwards: haha time to look at urban dictionary because im so bored- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OH NO NOT THESE MOBILE GAME ADS AAAAAHHHHH NOW I SEE SEX WTF AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GET ME OUT GET ME OUT
person 1: wtf why are you making a racke- OH EXIT THE PAGE
backwards: NO THIS IS THE ONLY POINT OF THE CURE OF BOREDOM RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW
person 1: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANNA SEE THESE TYPES OF ADS THAT ARE IN URBAN DICTIONARY THEY'RE LITERALLY INAPPROPRIATE
backwards: good point let's make a word and an imaginary person as an example
person 1 gets thanos snapp'd
did i just break the 4th wall even tho this is not a movie
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"Want a break from the ads" is a common phrase used by our chads at Spotify.
You: what's up John? How's your Spotify job going?
John: want a break from the ads? Watch this short video to receive 30 minutes of ad free music. Yes, really watch this short video to receive 30 minutes of ad free music.
You: wtf
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A NOVA (No Obvious Value Added) is a person who in any social event adds no value to any conversation or activity. They are boring, dull and no fun to have around. There is also such a thing as a Super NOVA.
Man why did you invite Susie to the Super Bowl party, she's such a NOVA (No Obvious Value Added). She just sat there and said nothing with that blank look on her face see whole time. Also see Super Nova
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when you are listening to music in spotify and all of a sudden
ad: wanna break from de ads?
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When "suckers" or "loser" people, try to sarcastically humiliate their girl friend when they fight, by making false mean advertisement of the partners genital organs as jokes to their world, telling everybody it looks like a flat pan, or big bowl or big saucer orlake or ocean or toilet seat or drainage pipe,and trying to exaggerate as mean as possible, so everybody feels obnoxious and gross about the girl friend.
1)Billy had a nasty fight with Betty, and ended up giving free pan'demic genito-ads of Betty, which was obnoxious and unbelievable.
2)After the fight, Betty had to silently bear with Billy's Pan'demic Genito-ads, because she didnt know any better way to prove, even if she wanted to prove,it was wrong.
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