you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.

After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

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Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?

You say this when you ask a Question and someone Answers with "I Don't Know". Then you say "Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?" Then you have a great feeling in your stomach and the other person feels like a stupido. Haha lib.

Tom: Yo, What Time Is It?
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.

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you don't know where my life has been

A phrase yelled at the top of one person's lungs to let everybody know that they have been through tough times.

Duder 1: "So tell me this doggy. Why the hell don't you take your pain meds instead of selling them shits on the street? Isn't your neck fucked up from the car accident?"

Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"

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thank you let me know

A sign of politeness

thank you let me know the darts buses has left the fleet number

I know you got sol

Sometimes misunderstood as "I know you've got sol". Taking the lyrics of the Simply Red song you utter this phrase when toasting or after opening a bottle of Sol mexican beer, generally whilst drunk.

Toasting

1st Guy "I know you got..."
*raises opened bottle*
2nd Guy "...Sol!"
*clinks their open bottle with the raised bottle*

Opening

"I know you got Sol!"
*swigs from bottle*

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i know you hear me

i'm dying on the inside

when i'm gone i'm gone Yo i know you hear me

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You wanna know how I know your gay?

used to make someone aware that they are about to be told why they are gay. Used several times in a popular movie starring Steve Carrell called 40 Year Old Virgin

Bob: You wanna know how I know your gay?
Callum: How?
Bob: Because you got a tent when playing rugby in sports lessons . . .

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