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Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.
Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop
A game while you throw an unripe lemon at someone and they are supposed to splatter the lemon all over the backyard with the wooden stick
When everything you have tried is all fucked up and nothing is working out for you at all or if somebody doesn't notice what your doing for them.
Man quit playing alabama baseball for a while (your trying to hard) and think about it before you try again, then you might actually think of something that will wiñ the ball game. If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Not everybody learns the same way.
Types of beers found at a sporting event. Typically in larger quantities than a normal 12 oz.
Hey can you pickup some baseball beers on the way?
Baseball beers?
Yeah the tall michelobs.
That one kid that plays baseball
It’s baseball-boy-Cooper we should just give up
That one kid that plays baseball
It’s baseball-boy-Cooper we should just give up