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a basket that is elevated off the ground
hey pete i bought the wife a pair of hanging baskets
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When you fuck someone (probably in the butt) using butter and eggs, two major products of Petaluma, CA, as lube.
Q: Hey, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas?
A: A nice, big Petaluma gift basket.
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an easy or useless college course, whether real or not
He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.
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A heap of shitty, inexpensive gifts usually purchased from a pharmacy or a gas station that is given as a "last minute" gift idea.
Mark's birthday party is in five minutes, What are we going to get him? Oh we'll just go to the dollar store and put together a communist gift basket
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Attempting to have sex with a flaccid penis. Most likely to happen after a night of drinking
OMG- Drew was so drunk he spent HOURS soft stuffing the basket. I finally had to clue him in.....
An acceptable way to refer to female genetalia on Subtext, as coined by Michellionaire. Moderator will not ******* it out!
Hey fellas, me and my bread basket will be alone tonight unless you send me a private message! SUBTEXT RULES!
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A sexual act where a girl bends her ass over and spreads her cheeks. The chicken strips or penises go into the girls ass. This can be done with 2 penises to 6 penises. After this, one person pours BBQ sauce into the girls ass to dip their "chicken strips" into the girl's ass the resembles the basket. After this, all people involved get serious diseases that could lead to death. For example, receiving and dying from AIDS or HIV.
Bro, we got the chicken strip basket from DQ. We all got AIDS and she died from the hard ass sex.
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