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A baseball bat is slang for a fat blunt filled with weed
It looks like a baseball bat cuz its brown and shaped like it
me and rick smoked that baseball bat
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The act of doing a girl from behind while simultaneously slapping her ass with both hands.
Hey Tyrone, that girl Becky from last night was so fine. I ended up bat-smackin her so hard that shit came out of her mouth.
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Masturbation, particularly in males.
Good thing I took some batting practice before going out with Molly tonight... it was a big game and a big performance was necessary.
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Batting .235 is a reference to baseball which means you're not doing well that day.
It means you did something stupid or something not expected of you.
Person 1: Man, my girlfriend didn't make me a sandwich this morning...she ALWAYS makes me a sandwich.
Person 2: Wow, she's batting .235 today. That sucks.
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When a baseball player has had a hit or a walk every time he has come up to bat.
Even though Barry Bonds is batting 1000, he still won't get the batting title.
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A mass text message or email that informs your friends of an impromptu social event.
Researcher 1: We've been sequencing DNA for 13 hours; I need a ton of beer and a dance party, in that order.
Researcher 2: Hell yeah! I'll put out the bat signal.
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