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A girl named Betty who is a high school student by day and ends up being a stripper by night.
You got your dick sucked by a girl whose name is Stripper Betty.
Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake
when a prissy girl proceeds to show her tough side and beat the stuffing out of a guy.
lisa finally lost her temper with a that dumb guy. she kicked off her wedge heels, removed her wayfarers and give him the betty beat down. all without breaking a fingernail
Something dear to you that you use or rely on all the time.
Where did I park Ole betty. (Car) Or Damn I left Ole Betty upstairs. (Cell phone)
To receive a handjob with an oven mitt.
Omg Lindsay make her kids cookies then gave me a Betty Crocker
A succubus who creeps into your bedroom while you're sleeping, has the most firey sex with your unconscious body, bites your dick off and tapes it to the ceiling then leaves.
Did you hear about Phil? He got the Betty beaver.
Poor Phil, he was suck a nice guy.
AKA: The Bus Jarome Bettis played in the NFL for the Pittsburgh Steelers from 1996 to 2005.
He was literally the best running back ever.
Steelers Fan: Did you see Jarome Bettis score that touchdown?!?!
Another Fan: YEAH! He ran over 8 people like a BUS.
Coach: I wonder if he injured anyone...
Opposing teams fans: *Wheeping in sorrow*