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His birthday is March 9th and it comes once a year
On Lincolns birthday we will all bend over and let Lincolns Minecraft cock fill us up with juicy white stuff
MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR!!!
Early teen, building their tiktok platform by day and sleeping (or snapping guys/girls) by night. When they throw their birthday party and receive the cake, now, 14 year olds may choose to smash their face in the cake or share it with fellow partiers.
"happy 14th birthday"
"SMASH THE CAKE NOW!"
Cunt to which you serve on your birthday.
"did you hear Caleb is serving birthday cunt today?"
"Thats a really fucking stupid phrase"
Similar to a birthday suit, a birthday tux is one's naked form but polished up for fancier events for which a birthday suit would be inappropriate. A birthday tux is more well trimmed and tanner than a birthday suit.
Valerie: "Are you wearing your birthday suit to the orgy?"
Michelle: "Are you kidding? I'm wearing my birthday tux! I'm going to shine like a diamond!"
A group of heffers, usually consisting of middle aged women, who get together and celebrate a friends birthday. They think they’re hot shit and exclude others because they enjoy being vindictive and have nothing better going on in their lives.
The women at that table have a birthday club. They’re rude to everyone that isn’t in their club and are annoying everyone at the restaurant.
January 8th, an international holiday.
Natasha is the hottest person I have ever seen. She deserves the entire world because she is so sexy and amazing.
Hot guy: DAMN, did u hear it’s January 8th
Hotter guy: Yah dude it’s an Natasha’s birthday an international holiday!
The ability to say whatever you want, no matter how stupid it may sound, and not be reprimanded because it is your birthday.
*at Jeff's birthday party*
Jeff (has birthday invincibility): Fall Out Boy's version of Beat It is much better than Michael Jackson's.
Everyone one: *nods head in agreement*