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What babies of unknown gender are brought home in.
Robbie's mother and father brought him home in a yellow blanket until they could figure out his gender.
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When you see someone in public that you don't like you run up behind them and throw a blanket over their head so they can't see and you beat the living shit out of them.
When i see that hoe in plublic shes gonna get the blanket treatment.
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When a group of persons of color want to go out for a night on the town, they call their token white friend to come along as a security blanket to limit harrassment by the cops.
Man, what a night. Sure glad we brought Blaine as a security blanket. If he wasn't with us, we would have been pulled out of the car and searched, or worse.
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Blanket Princess is a fucking idiot who’s obsessed with bugs and is 10, she also is fruity as hell she’s a whole ass fruit basket. she screams a lot and is hyperactive, probably has adhd but shh don’t tell her parents because she’s an anxious chaos child with a gecko named prince beetle (admiral mcgullycutty)
*being defined*
“hey wait is that that fucker Blanket Princess”
“AAAAAAA”
“god fucking damnit it is her and she’s screaming”
“IS THHAT A FUCKING SHEEP”
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Pounds per square foot of bed coverings to achieve ideal sleeping comfort.
I added a throw to my bed to increase blanket weight so I could sleep soundly.
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A blanket with holes in it (such as an afghan) that defeats the whole purpose of a blanket.
I was cold so I opened the closet looking for a blanket only to find it was full of trick blankets.
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An indescribable experience that will put you at the top of the leaderboard with all those GNAR points.
Man, that horse blanket was so rad last night. I can't even describe it. All I know is I won the game of Gnar.
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