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The act of receiving fellatio while in a porta potty, outhouse or general wilderness setting
While not ideal, Brian could not pass up the chance to receive a Rustic Blumpkin during an emergency deuce at the country festival porta potty by a townie.
Is derived from "Blumpkin" where you receive fellatio while defacating. However, a Rumpel Blumpkin is when you receive fellatio in a the same bathroom stall or toilet as somebody who is defacating.
I took this chick to the bathroom, but Joey was already taking a dump, so she straight gave me a Rumpel Blumpkin while he watched.
A hurricane blumpkin is when a male is shitting and receiving a blow job, then turns around and shits on the blowjob giver, then turns back around to proceed with the blow job
She was giving me a blumpkin but I turned around and made it a hurricane blumpkin
A combination of the VELVETEEN RUB /// Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job. And a BLUMPKIN /// Receiving oral sex while taking a shit.
see also: crumpkin
also see my favorite ;) Blumpkin pie
As the old man sat down to take a shit,the old broad popped out her dentures and said what the hell I might as well earn my keep, and suck his nasty,wrinkled, shriveled, pale old cock while he takes his morning dump.it's been a few years since I performed the old VELVETEEN BLUMPKIN, she thought to herself.
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When you sit on a crouching girl (or guys) face. And she (he) licks your asshole while giving you a reach around hand job.
"Dude, me and like 20 friends just stood in line for an hour to get a russian blumpkin."
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to have a blumpkin performed and then proceed to dip your partners head in the toilet(aka a swirly)
yo dude i gave carrie the nastiest blumpkin hat last night!
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to insert a plug into the ass while recieving fellatio, and then yanking it out during ejaculation, insuring perfect timing. also works with enemas.
"We finally got it right because we tried corking the blumpkin!"
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