British Invasion

What musical illiterates call the English bands who gained airplay in the U.S. in the mid-60's

Freddie and the Dreamers were part of the British Invasion.

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British Dojo

The act of panting your penis to look like a dragon, and then receiving oral sex while sprinkling green tea over the participant.

"Amber and I got lost in the woods, and to pass time she suggested a British Dojo. We got some berries for the paint and just crushed some leaves for the tea."

"Cool story bro."

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British Tank

Used to describe a vehicle of some sort, usually an automobile, which has stalled out and/or won't run. Usually used in the form of a metaphor.

Hey, take a look at that Civic pulled over on the side of the road, with it's hood up and engine on fire! It's such a British tank!

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British stealth

In America (or a right-hand driving country), drive on the left hand side of the road at night with your lights off speeding as fast as possible.

Matt switched to the left side of the road, turned off his lights, and asked his passenger Emily if she'd like some tea and crumpets. She was very impressed with his ability to drive British stealth.

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British Airways

The airline with the worst business class.

British Airways' fucking Club World business class uses an awkward 2-4-2 layout, although the aircraft is an A 380-800

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british breakfast

defecating into anothers mouth while the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake

Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's

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british bulldog

the act of grabbing a girl by the jowels and forcing her to service you.

Sex starved Teeter was forced to british bulldog his date.

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