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When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.
After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"
A caked trout is a woman with a fanny that is coated in dried period blood such that no foreign body can enter,
Omg I have got miss Granith for English she is such a caked trout.
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A post-pubescent female that indulges in more than one dessert at the same sitting.
That skanky cake slut, Wilma, ate the last two pieces of birthday cake at work today.
A cake, which if you are Tim Curry's character in Congo, you should stop eating.
Mr Homolka, stop eating my sesame cake.
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Sky Cake. (as in, "Oh, sky cake...) Interjection. Spoken in order to quell anger against fundamental religious dogma.
Sky Cake, from the Patton Oswalt comedy routine of the same name, refers to the promise of an afterlife as part of the dogma of many religions. In the earliest days of Mankind, posits Oswalt, the promise of sky-cake by the weaker members of society to the biggest and strongest, was what made them quit "killing and raping", thereby allowing civilization to begin. The problem arising when different religions began to squabble over the particular sky-dessert.
From Oswalt:
"So the next time you see some douchebags in front of an abortion clinic, or trying to ban a Harry Potter novel, just say to yourself 'Oh, sky cake... why are you so delicious?'"
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The act of several people excreting in a enemy or rival's toilet.The (multiple) excretions are continuous and are,at no point until completely finished, to be flushed. Instead, 'layers' are only separated by toilet paper. The end result - which,incidentally, can be expanded by 'icing' or 'finishing touches'- should resemble a (multi)layer cake.
Benny: Hey?!! WTF someone flushed away the layer cake.
Connor: Dont worry. Lets layercake bührers bathroom tommorow again when he is not at home, so the smell can spread.
Sameer: Homeboys, ya layer caking again?
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The traditional Mardi Gras circular cake: festively iced with purple, gold, and green frosting. A small bean or plastic doll baby is inserted somewhere in each one. The one who gets this has to provide the king cake next year.
We had the traditional New Orleans king cake. As, as is tradition, it was not very good this year, either. Still, it's a reminder of New Orleans: the best damned city in the country. Even though it's down now, it will come back, so hang loose and let the good times roll.
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