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The act of reclining nude on a chesterfield while seductively licking poutine.
Catherine was studying canadas history and that shit was sloppy!
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1. when your uncle ties your socks together while youre sleeping
2. when a registered sex offender wins the lottery.
3. when a transgendered moose gets a maple syrup enema and farts it out all over the stanely cup which is held by a lumberjack with a bad attitude, wild eyes and a shit eating grin on his face.
uncle john canadas history 'd me last christmas and i broke my arm.
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A depraved and unusually common sexual act, by which a Canadian tourist and an American engage in anal sex using maple syrup as the lubricant. Upon reaching completion, the Canadian pulls out and donkey punches the American, slipping out the back door and proceeding to burn down her house (as was common in 1812).
Guy 1: Where'd you end up last night?
Guy 2: I took that yankee back to her place and gave her a taste of Canadas History.
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Canada is the part of America we didnt want.
Too damn cold
Canadas History is a history of being too fucking cold!
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the act of two consenting adults defecating in eachothers respective anus for sexual gratification
After some forplay, we totally gave eachother some canadas history.
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A sexual act in which a jug of maple syrup is poured inside one person's anus by the other, from which point the pourer places his penis inside the anus of the pouree and begins to perform sexual intercourse while in a jackhammer position.
While this act of sexual intercourse is being performed, the man turns around (while his penis is still inside the anus) and releases his bowels onto the woman, as she does the same. This explosion and subsequent dripping of maple syrup, fecal matter, and semen is culminated with the Stanley Cup being filled with these contents, and the national anthem of Canada being sung by both involved parties, who procede to drink from the Cup.
Last night, Stephen Colbert gave me Canada's history.
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its getting ten men in one room with the Stanley cup,and maple syrup.Its a combination of an orgy,tossing a salad,and some weird porn movie your step-dad showed you when you were 3.I don't think that it should be described.I will only say it's the donkey show of the north
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