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1. One of multiple religions. Christianity has many sub-christian groups with varrying titles, but centering around the idea of Jesus Christ, son of man dying on a cross to repent for humanity's naturally sinful nature. Christian belief also involves the art of baptism, prayer, and referring to the bible. Christians are commonly viewed as "good" people and is one of the largest religions on the planet earth. Christians also believe the basic idea that if they have faith in their god they will go to heaven or a place of eternal euphoria, if they are wicked or deny their god, they will be sent to hell, or as the bible refers as a lake of burning sulfur. Based around fear of an omniscient entity along with many, but not all religions, involving the idea of a God, heaven, and hell.
2.(Short-version) A Christian is a man who repents on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday.
That man is a Christian.
Atleast that Christian man is sorry.You do the same except you're not even sorry.So you're criticizing him for being sorry?"
sorry dont mean shit if he's gonna do it again tomorrow. atleast other people who dont say there sorry or confess have come to terms that there going to do it again and aren't lying to themselves, and there minister/pastor etc.
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A person who uses the old "true Christian" excuse to separate themselves from others of their own faith when those others do something wrong or shameful. Often times the "true Christian" doesn't have even a decent grasp of their own religion they profess to honor and will quite often break their own rules and codes of their religion to win an argument. "True Christians" are often loud mouthed about their faith to make sure everyone knows they are Christian as if it earned them some special prize.
However, when a popularity of religion challenge arises, "true Christians" will place that selective title aside to keep their numbers high much like how they'll ignore the other sects of their faith till they've established their numbers, then return to shunning all the other "non-true Christians".
See also "No True Scotsman" fallacy
"Well the Westboro Baptist Church is Christian and they think gays should be killed."
"No, they aren't "true Christians" (Christian (True Christian)) like me"
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An annoying guy who has a incredibly small dangle and has a tendency to start fires. Often loves to suck hefty cock.
Sean: Hey have you seen that guy Christian?
Ged: Yeah, what a douche!
Robert: I think he's cool...
Sean and Ged: Get out.
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Polynesian virgin and hardcore criminal.
Christian=Polneysian Virgin
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He is a generous great guy, really cute, kind hearted and loving. He sees the best in people. He's great at sports but always chokes in finals. He is terukinas bitch. :p
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Someone who is very loving with a big heart who comes into someone's life unexpectedly and is very attractive and muscular. Christian likes to fool around and be a clown but once it goes too far he will snap. He is very athletic and loves sports he is a extremely nice happy kid that can be annoying at times but doesn't mean harm.
I wish I can be that kid Christian
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christian is the funniest and coolest guy ever. if you ever need something just ask him. christian is very intelligent and lets you cheat off of him. christian always makes unfunny jokes that still somehow make you laugh (he laughs at everything). christian is the best friend anyone could ask for.
Guy 1: Hey remember Christian?
Guy 2: Oh yeah him, i love him
Guy 1: Well he won the nobel peace prize
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