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When you get so drunk you piss your pants and laugh about for hours instead of cleaning yourself up
After all of those Jager Bombs last night, I was such a Daisy Mae Tinklepants.
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A country girl that looks good in Daisy Dukes.
She looks good in Daisy Dukes, shes a Daisy Duke devil.
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The daisy powerline 880 is a bb/pellet pump action rifle usually sold for cheap at your local Walmart or overpriced at a sports and outdoor's store the shit comes with a 4×15 scope for better accuracy and you can successfully hunt small game with it.
Today I took out a crown with my daisy powerline 880 pump action rifle and now hes in my freezer.
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bro, did you hear that Tyrone is half oopsie Daisie?
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verb - a genuinely smart indavidual who many yearn to have the same caliber of knowledge and smartness.
kelly is so smart and amazing and smart she's ditzy as a daisy
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A terrible disease where if you don't talk to Daisy for over 3 hours, you get grumpy an mad.
Dang do you have Daisy deprived syndrome. You need Daisy to talk to her soon.
Daisy is the funniest loving person I've ever met. The first time I saw her, I told myself, " We're going to be best friends." and it came true. I love you so much, even if you don't like (cough cough Taylor Swift.) I sometimes make fun of you, but I truly don't mean it. I am the only person who will call you Double Daisy, if someone calls you that, I'll beat them up! I love you so much, Daisy Dinosaurio Ortiz! ❤
I wish you were a Daisy Dinosaurio Ortiz, she's so cool and funny.