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When you get so drunk you piss your pants and laugh about for hours instead of cleaning yourself up
After all of those Jager Bombs last night, I was such a Daisy Mae Tinklepants.
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A country girl that looks good in Daisy Dukes.
She looks good in Daisy Dukes, shes a Daisy Duke devil.
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The daisy powerline 880 is a bb/pellet pump action rifle usually sold for cheap at your local Walmart or overpriced at a sports and outdoor's store the shit comes with a 4×15 scope for better accuracy and you can successfully hunt small game with it.
Today I took out a crown with my daisy powerline 880 pump action rifle and now hes in my freezer.
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bro, did you hear that Tyrone is half oopsie Daisie?
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verb - a genuinely smart indavidual who many yearn to have the same caliber of knowledge and smartness.
kelly is so smart and amazing and smart she's ditzy as a daisy
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Daisy is the funniest loving person I've ever met. The first time I saw her, I told myself, " We're going to be best friends." and it came true. I love you so much, even if you don't like (cough cough Taylor Swift.) I sometimes make fun of you, but I truly don't mean it. I am the only person who will call you Double Daisy, if someone calls you that, I'll beat them up! I love you so much, Daisy Dinosaurio Ortiz! ❤
I wish you were a Daisy Dinosaurio Ortiz, she's so cool and funny.
Daisy is the funniest and most loving person I've ever met. I will sometimes make fun of you like calling you a bitch, but I truly don't mean it. I will be the only one that will call you Double Daisy, and if someone else calls you that, I'll beat them up! I love you so much, you're literally my best friend in the entire world. I wish the whole world was filled with people like you, and the world will be nice again. Ily!❤
Daisy Dino Ortiz is my best friend in the world!