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A stupid man who is probably half human half orange and has a high IQ of 4 which is the same as his dick size! He is small handed so you know there’s no pleasure going his wife’s way during “sexy time” and a total and complete dumbass!
Person 1: man I think my wife is going to leave me!
Person 2: do you have Donald Trump hands?
Person 1: Yes 😭
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Where do I even begin?
1. An egotistical, lying piece of shit who thinks he’s always right
2. A 74-year-old man baby who has never been told “no” before.
3. A man who has said disgusting things about black people, Mexicans, Asians, Muslims, Jews, women in general, female celebrities (some of whom were children at the time), even his OWN DAUGHTERS.
4. A guy who 26 women accused of sexual assault (with a recording of him bragging about it), but faced no punishment for doing.
5. A businessman who should’ve NEVER gotten even close to the Oval Office.
6. Someone who has no problem calling Rosie O’Donnell a pig, yet throws a tantrum when a bunch of Millennials and Gen Z teens call him DiaperDon on Twitter.
7. No longer my president as of January 20, 2021
1. Donald Trump didn’t do jackshit for America when COVID hit, and after he got it, claims that it’s “not that bad” stfu.
2. When Donald Trump lost the election, he cried out “fraud” even though it was proved to be legit. Still refuses to accept it as of December 2020.
3. We all know the things Donald Trump has said
4. People come for Joe Biden because he smelled a girl’s hair; the same people who ignore the fact that 26 women have accused Donald Trump of sexual assault
5. The president should be an experienced politician, Donald Trump was never a politician.
6. Donald Trump, the king of insults, can’t handle a bunch of 18-year-olds calling him a baby?
7. Americans will soon be free from Donald Trump’s fascist ways.
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A president of the pass
Me: Donald trump is not a president anymore
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The act of cleaning out your hair brush, forming the hair into a ball-like shape, then placing said hair on top of something to make it look like Donald Trump, preferably any stuffed creature that you have around the house.
Me: Why does that stuffed Hershey's kiss have a toupee??
GF: I Donald Trumped it last night after brushing my hair, no big deal.
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God. Like actual god. Oh you doubt me, faggot? Okay well hes a voice actor, an actor, a comedian, a rapper, a DJ, a coder, a director, and a former T.V. show host. He is the best donald.
Woah... dude I think Donald Glover will release a new album soon...
Nope lmao
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Having sex with your shirt on, because Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants
I was feeling lazy so I just took off my pants and left my shirt on. It was a Donald Fuck.
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Boy: Who's the worst person on the planet?
Girl: Donald Trump
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