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The sword fish of doom was created during the homoerectus period and still survives today. Preying on the small moon children of the pacific it strikes fear into the heart of all in its presence.
"Dear God the sword fish of doom is brutally penetrating that small boy from the sweatshops of the opressed city of Urkaduramuhumajihad."
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When you add a show on a streaming app to your watchlist, but you will probably never actually watch it.
"Have you seen that new show on Netflix?"
"I haven't, but I'll add it to the never-ending queue of doom."
capricious cult of dungeonites, also known as the CCOD. Originaly founded at ILC.
welcome to the world of the ccod. boggle on the couch while the high council decides whether to let you in, or feed you to the ravenous, snarling, cerberus-resembling monsters outside. Sweet dreams...
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Something used to rape little children
I sticked my pudding wiener of doom into Commander Zilyana's ass she screamed ur tities off and farted out a hilt
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Quite possible the greatest mix of sex positions known to mankind. Although much planning must go into this, the final result is as follows:
Two men and one woman in a port-o-potty,
One man sits on toilet and shits while the woman sucks his fat weiner,
The other man stand behind the woman and sticks his fat cock in her poophole,
Both males pop a fat lip (preferably skoal) in their mouth,
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both males hold hands as high as they can to emulate the Eiffel tower,
Since it is impossible to hold a spitter while performing this position, the females back acts as the spitter.
When both males are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the girl laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Todd: "Yo that girl is passed out let's draw on her!
Bill: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's blumpkin dip tower of doom the shit out of her"
Todd: "That's the greatest idea I have heard in years. Let's go"
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A phrase used to say you're in an extremely bad situation, usually after you say what is happening.
Oh sh*t there's a shark right beside me SHMINGLE BOP GRINGLE DOOM.
When a man lights his swollen phallus on fire and proceeds to stick it in the rectum of his partner.
I got a third degree burn on my cock after giving my wife the Flaming butt sex of doom
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