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This is a scenario that plays out in your head with great detail that is only real to you.
I totally thought they were coming for me but turns out it was just a jib fantasy.
a term used at the middle east. when someone has the weirdest fantasies to ever exist and is known as a shedinja.
rafael: wtf khaled why do you love looking at nisemonogatari and saying its a good show, thats why we call you a shedinja. or perhaps a shedinja's fantasies
khaled: stfu ok, i support saddam hussein what do you expect.
A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.
I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.
A fantasy hoe is a type of hoe that lusts after people (and makes people lust for them) but never puts out. Heavily flirtatious irl, on social media, dating apps and basically anywhere else. However, when it comes time to actually hook up, the fantasy hoe opts out and instead is only fulfilled by the idea of sex with the other party, not the action.
“I gotta stop talking to Jose, he flirts with me all day but has never made a move. He’s just a fantasy hoe.”
“I love sexting strangers and then never talking to them again, I’m such a fantasy hoe”
The act of checking fantasy sports.
I am fantasying right now, I decided to start Peyton Manning over Tony Romo. I better win this week.
A girl you want to fuck but will never get. She lives in your fantasies and you fuck her every day until the frustration of never having her takes over your head and you start thinking of a new fantasy whore. Fantasy whore you try to forget can come back in while jacking off at any given time.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Jacking off to the fantasy whore."
Sentence used for when someone proposes an alternate reality but that already exists in the real word
Person 1: I wish Britain spoke a romance language!
Person 2: Romans in Britain? What a childish fantasy.