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female veteran

The female veteran is an often overlooked, yet integral part of any band of warriors. She leaves her children and takes up arms to defend a nation of children while others mock her and hers. She is a giver of life and a taker of life. She is strong and courageous. She loves harder than any man, making her the finest if troops. She fights for love, not honor or glory.

The VA will always ask her who the veteran is that she is married to because it is still a common belief that the female veteran is a myth or a joke.

Her boots are greasy, but they are hers. She still salutes her flag and mourns her brothers and sisters in arms.

She cries in the shower. She questions her value though she values others above herself.
She is condemned for leaving her children, accused of being a unit whore, called a lesbian, and has had to work harder than any three men to be regarded with half of the respect freely given to men.

She is alone in her pain and she knows this. She signed up for this. She volunteered for this because others would not.

"I heard an outlandish rumor that a woman came to the VA claiming to be a female veteran."

"Female veterans are MWR tools."

"This female veteran claims to have known combat but we all know she can only type and pour coffee."
"HEADLINE:
Female Veterans commit suicide every single day. But who really cares if she can't handle a typewriter. She should have stayed at home and been a mother? "

by GirlwGuns July 7, 2017

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fairytale female

A female that will believe anything a lame dude tell her.

This fairytale female believed this cheating ass nigga when he told her he waa a faithful man.

by Samuel Prewitt Jr. Dayton, Oh October 19, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


female circumcision

euphemism for female castration; partial or complete removal of clitoris; female genital mutilation (FGM). For males, see Castration.

After female circumcision, the mutilated victim can suffer life long complications.

by DBmsw October 14, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Female Urinal

when the girls bathroom is packed and women are forced to pee in the sink

there were so many girls in the restroom that I had to use the female urinal

by thiskidistherealdeal March 5, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Female Geyser

The action of emptying your semen into a females mouth, and then quickly grabbing a bottle of Pepsi and pouring some in her mouth, then shaking her head, making her look much like a spewing geyser.

"She had just finished cleaning her room, so I busted a Female Geyser on her, and there was Pepsi-Nut everywhere."

by John Boy December 23, 2003

26๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


female orgasm

Does not exist. At all. Ever.

Girl having sex:I'M CUMMING!!
Man doing her: LIAR!!

by Kouichi December 29, 2005

448๐Ÿ‘ 1075๐Ÿ‘Ž


Female

Human ketchup bottle

"That female squirted like a human ketchup bottle when she was on her period"

by "Girlfriend Lamonte" February 2, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž