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A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave
*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"
Bracelets that you snap and perfrom sexual actions.
Black= hardcore
Sliver=fisting
Red=lapdance
Blue=blow job
Clear= what ever you want
Yellow= hug
Orange=kiss
White=flash you tits
Glow in the drak= use sex toys
Brown= toss my salad
Green=cunnlingus
Pink=flash
He snapped my blue braclet and i gave him a blow job.
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When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence
When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.
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A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.
“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”
“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”
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Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.
Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!
A phrase used to demonstrate lots of excitement and eagerness.
Jerry: Did you hear? Linda is getting married!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!
1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.
2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.
2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
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