gay hat

1. A hat of a gay nature in the sense that it is either happy and carefree, ridiculous and stupid, or swings the other way (more than likely a mixture of these three).

2. A hat to be worn by gays ONLY ie people of a homosexual orientation. No exeptions: heterosexuals, bi-sexuals, gay/bi-curious people cannot wear a gay hat. Under penalty of death if this rule is violated. Yes, death.

a) "Oh my, you have such a gay hat!"

b) "Have you seen my gay hat? I need it for the seminar, woman!"

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Hat Spot

The bald spot that appears at the crown of older men's heads. Some times applicable to women, as well.

Joe removes his hat, and it is suddenly apparent to everyone that Joe has a large Hat Spot.

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nacho hat

A hat formed out of some sort of friend corn product into a sombrero shape and the crown shaped like a bowl, filled with melted nacho cheese. Pieces of the hat are broken off, dipped in it's own cheese and consumed until hat and cheese is completely gone.

In “Homer Loves Flanders” (1F14), Homer becomes attached to his neighbor Ned Flanders, whom he normally hates, after Ned brings him to a local football game and buys him a "nacho hat" --a giant nacho shaped like a sombrero and filled with some sort of dipping sauce at the top.

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Holly Hat

When you take Holly and stretch her vag over your head and sport her around

damn dude, nice Holly Hat.

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Curry Hat

an item only worn by a paki it carries a spare supply of curry and adds another 3 inches to their ugly twatty heads and woe betide any of the wankers if they block my view again. A curry hat is also known as a turban.

I cant see the wrestling because theres some paki twats with curry hats in front of us. Arseholes! If that bastard doesnt take it off I´ll rip it off the wanker! Lets hope Triple H comes out and beats the shit OFF of em, no wait, their skins that colour!

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Party Hat

It's a party hat

Person 1: Hey we've got a party today
Person 2: Remember your party hat
Person 1: *~<|:D

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meat hat

A hat formed entirely of meaty bits. Quite stylish when worn with Brocolli shoes and potato pants. A Bacon Vest will also suit this ensemblé

hey! nice meat hat! where are your brocolli shoes?

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