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when i don't have time

opposite of "when i have time"

when i don't have time i usually do some work

by bitch1324yolo June 30, 2017


Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

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I have a chicken

How you respond to; do you have a chicken

Person 1: do you have a chicken
Person 2: I have a chicken

by Inky splatoon gamer June 20, 2022


I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.

Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

by tally hall enthusiast August 27, 2023

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i have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you

To give a handjob/fist you.

My girlfriend said "I have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you."

by .45 J4Y January 23, 2023


Can I have a go?

Can I try?
Can I give it a try?
Can I take a turn?

That game looks fun! Can I have a go?

by KungPaulChicken September 18, 2021


I have a huge cock

I have a huge cock.

I have a huge cock.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 7, 2024

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