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jared

jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.

jared SUCKS i dOn't nEed a sentence TO provE iT

by hyfrsfjhjitrsctvbghnjml May 24, 2019


Jared

His jawlines, shoulders, and muscles are the best! You have to think about what he looks like nude, you might not be gay though. ;)

"I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles push against his fashion sense. I've thought about what he looks like nude, I'm not gay though. >:("
"Yeah! Jared's jawlines, shoulders, muscles are the greatest!"

by Storyswap Chara August 22, 2021


Jared

The illest nigga God created.. has more smarticles than every contestant on High Q combined.. Lover to Pickles the prettiest princess of all the land.

Yeah he's cool but he's no Jared. You can't figure it out? Call Jared he already knows the answer..

by TURBOLINSKII February 28, 2021


Jared

The worst guy you’ll ever meet. He will break your heart if you ever fall in love with him. He’s rude as fuck so stay away from him

Jared is an asshole

by Jared’s ex September 4, 2019


Jared

Extremely small penis. Inflated ego. Lowkey fruity

You know it's just jared

by Bananahandler69 September 26, 2021


Jared

The type of fuck boy that stares at girl's tits when walking with his significant other

Yo that boy being a Jared.

by UnfortunatelyThatsFunny July 21, 2023


Jared

Jared is the sexiest hottest boy alive I want him to stick it in me and cream like he never has before with his fat sticky cock called the chunky slab of meat he produces gallons of cum daddy “moans cutely 😽”

Jared my fat dicked daddy cream on me.

by Harrison Ryalls April 9, 2023