Jared

The illest nigga God created.. has more smarticles than every contestant on High Q combined.. Lover to Pickles the prettiest princess of all the land.

Yeah he's cool but he's no Jared. You can't figure it out? Call Jared he already knows the answer..

turbolinskii

The greatest nickname ever to be given to a man. Turbolinskii is a hero to all mankind. Chuck Norris wears Turbolinskii pajamas.. There is no name that has ever come close to being as cool, amazing or majestic. One legend by the name of Jared has been given this most awesome nickname. Jareds "Turbolinskiis" most gorgeous fiance Rosie "Pickles" gave him this name for pulling into a parking lot too fast and it stuck for all eternity.

There's 3rd place there's 2nd place but nothing compares to what place Turbolinskii came in 1ST PLACE