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An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.
The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.
Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?
Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.
Cold jar codgers are people who have had there own children.
The baby boomer generation are 'Cold jar codgers'.
April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.
Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!
A man that is so afraid of getting close both emotionally and physically with women. He acts like a coward around women. His voice is trembling as if a giant cock is after him.
I met this guy at the centre and upon seeing me his face went tense as in pussy in a jar .
Jessica went on a date and she drank more than Mark - she thought:what a pussy in a jar
Acting like a clumsy fuckward to cover up strength and being a big fish than most people.
Based off the darth jar jar theory
Never knew that cunt was that solid, he tricked us all with that darth jar jar syndrome
Jar play is when you put a jar up your (or anothers) ass. Some may do this for pleasure, others for pain, but a select few do it simply to push the limits of the human body for scientific exploration. The primary concern for jar play enthusiasts is which end to put in first. Some are passionate about the lid first approach, because it eases you into the excruciating pain that is surely to come. Others prefer to dive right into it with the bottoms up approach, which involves shoving the larger side up in order to create a powerful suction that aids the jar up the ass. Both ways are lovely. To each their own. Happy jar play everybody!
M: “Hey Dani, what’s your kink?”
Q: “I’m super into jar play. Always been a lid first guy.”
Used as an insult, meaning someone who is so dumb it is painful
dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me