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A self absorbed douchenozzle who generally places the welfare and needs of his penis ahead of anything else in life.
That guy is such a Johnny Wheeler
Johnny Weissmuller (2 June 1904 – 20 January 1984) was an Austro-Hungarian-born American competition swimmer and actor, best known for playing Tarzan in films of the 1930s and 1940s and for having one of the best competitive swimming records of the 20th century.
Johnny Weissmuller's real name was Pieter Johann Weissmuller. He popularised the Tarzan yell and made it memorable. He was also one of the prototype 'celebutantes' of the 1930s-60s, because he initially had no experience in acting whatsoever.
Complete fuckery. Acting a fool for absolutely no reason.
Oh yea John, he knows all about our Johnny business. He’s gonna cuck us right on down.
British slang for the trouser coin pocket
I had the paper clip in the Johnny pocket of my jeans
A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.
When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny
Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.
"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."
the best emo ever!!
his smile is so cute and i love him so much
“Johnnie guilbert is so cute”
“i know right?”
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