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When your friend scams you out of your own money.
Friend: yo bro what happened to your money?
You: jose Bezos scammed me bro
most skibidi teacher one can ever have, his skibidi rizz is so much that he can skibidi rizz up your baddie and take her away to his secret layer in ohio.
Amongus : "Hey that guys a real jose sir"
Rizzler From Oz : "i know right he skibidi rizzed up my baddie yesterday while i was goon maxing"
Amongus : "He is so skibidi"
What I call homo-sapiens who have the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" as well as being addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ambrosio Soler Estrada, Angel Soler, And Angel Jose Robles (AAA)...
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release
Name your Latin teacher will use while trying to call your classmates attention in Spain.
You can also use 'Jose Antonio' or 'Jose Carlos' for this.
-¡Jose Angel deja de hablar ya leñe!
-Me llamo José Alberto profano
*Class laughter*
A kind of alcoholic lover person who use to speak with every random dude or bitch.
Usually he will fall in a hole full of blackberry bushes.
"Julian get drunk last night and almos did a Jose Angel"
The absolute biggest king you have ever met! This is the name of a person with whom you will fall in love and never forget for the rest of your life. He is of vivid emotion and can make you feel like time just stops if you stare into his eyes! Very funny and charismatic, but at the same time very humble and grounded. Overall just probably the best human being you will ever meet, and if you are lucky enough to know one, just send him 10 bucks to show him you appreciate his friendship :)
Man, how lucky are we that we know him! Truly blessed
That guy was awesome, a total Jose Sottomayor