Black Mud

A type of mud that sticks to everyone and everything. It's extremely hard to get off. Standing in it too long can cause you to slightly sink in it.

Person 1: Oh lord, look at all this mud on my pants and shoes! I barely touched the stupid mud!
Person 2: Dang, thats black mud, you'd better stay inside.

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mud play

mud play is the act of using mud as a lube

Girl: Im want it but im pretty dry
Guy: wanna use the mud?

Girl: so mud play and chill...

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Mud kiss

A point blank, bare assed fart to the lips.

"Can I give you a mud kiss on the lips?"
"Yeah! Where else would you give a mud kiss?"

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pig in the mud

Anal sex, gay or straight.

I turned her around and stuck my pig in the mud.

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blooming in the mud

blooming in the mud is when someone takes a shit and you put your soft cock in the expanded hole and let it close round and then get a boner while inside

guy1: that guy over there is into blooming in the mud
guy2:fucking digusting

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Struck Mud

a fart that is wet and "muddy"
a fart that has a follow through

Man that fart stinks
yeah i think i struck mud

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Mud boggin

When you put it in their butt and they shit themselves

I took my girl mud boggin last night.

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