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Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'
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Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.
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Tossing salad
Licking a mans ass hole
I Love it when you eat my man ass..
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It's like Kiss my ass but it's WAY more cooler.
Psycho Dad: Knock it off, just get the fuck out, get out, GET OUT!
Uncle Chris: Fuck you, kiss my fucking ass.
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LMOA for short. means that your laughing on your off branded ass or your laughing on your crooked ass
Me: You hungry?
Christy: LMOA NO
*LMOA = Laugh My Off Ass*
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When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.
A phrase to express your frustration.
If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.
You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.
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Hey Chad! could you please fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick?
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The equivalent of patting oneself on the back, or blowing one's own horn.
Not to brass my own ass, but I aced that quiz, and I didn't even study for it.