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"It took awhile, but i ended up solving the most difficult puzzle in the world last night."
"and what was that?"
"Nature's rubix cube."
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The Anti-Drug and Violence program that everyone is Las Vegas is dying to get into. A group of teenagers perform skits to teach kids about drugs.
Dude, lets get out of class and go to Natural Helpers.
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An alcoholic beverage created by combining a fine cognac with natural light
I love drinking natural aristocrats, because im rich and really trashy.
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9 inches of 100% original manmeat. No pumps, no extensions, no customizations.
At the reunion yesterday i discovered Steve's a natural nine. Unlike Chris who's a minuscule two.
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The best group of friends ever. All handsome, sexy and phenomenal at playing the Playstation.
The Nature Boys are the best non competitive Call of Duty players in the world
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"I'm not pudgy/overweight/obese/jabba -- I'm 'naturally-toned'"
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Natural Stupidity is the fact that all humans are born stupid, we're all just naturally stupid, born to lie and be greedy, we are all naturally stupid and no one can change that because no matter how hard we try our ideas are just as stupid as the next persons. It is stupid for us to believe in world peace as the cunts in charge of this world only care about looking big, strong and powerful. It is stupid that everything is built on lies. That's natural stupidity
Tories: instead of helping people, let's kill foxes and make the rich richer
Me: well that's stupid
Tories: nah mate, you're stupid, we make money off you people just so we can build corporate businesses which will only benefit us because we'll make even more money, to build more businesses and so one.
Me: you're elected to lead the country not to use us for your own agenda, why not actually help the people who are in need of it
Tories: fuck 'em, it's their fault they're poor
Me: is it, is it really?? Or is it your fault for being so selfish that you can't even provide money to help the poor and suffering, the ill and every other person in this country
Tories: people are stupid enough to vote for us so we'll do as we please
Me: well that's just natural stupidity
Tories: the fuck you on about?
Me: it's exactly how it sounds people are stupid enough to vote for you through brainwashing, we've all been brainwashed by some ideology, from the day we've been born, that ideology is not necessarily from parents but can be from anywhere, social media, Tv, movies, anywhere
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