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The pg way of asking a girl to fuck
Boy: hey Jenny Netflix n chill ?
Girl: Sure
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A solo version of netflix and chill. When your plans are to stay home and masturbate in front of the TV.
Vix: what are you doing tonight acacia?
Acacia: the usual plans. Gonna stay home and Netflix my bean!
Secret code for sexy time
Hey idk 'bout you but I don't wanna Netflix 'N Chill with you
A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.
Katie: "Netflix and chill for one tonight I think"
Chris: "Make sure you take off those fake nails, don't want to snag anything"
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An affliction that is not officially recognized, but can be self diagnosed easily. If you haven't watched Netflixin in more than 14 hours give or take you may experience chills, fevers, pain, sweats, nausea, vomiting, irritability, sudden fits of rage, among multiple other symptoms. There is no known cure. However, the symptoms or best treated by watching a quick 20-22 minute episode of a good show on Netflix. More episodes/movies may be needed.
I get motion sickness on planes and boats, but I don't like telling people that cause so I tell them I suffer from Netflix Withdrawal Syndrome, really just a great excuse for why I am sick.
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"Netflix and Chill Day" is a day to watch Netflix and Chill on November 2nd.
Guy 1: Today is Netflix and Chill Day.
Guy 2: I’m gonna watch Netflix and chill.
Definition 1: A lonely phrase which explains the physical & emotional states of single people during Quarantine.
Definition 2: The physical & emotional states of the entire world during Quarantine.
Definition 1:
Coupled/throupled/+ person: During Quarantine, my partner drove me to the brink of insanity. Being single had to be better, right?
Single person: Nah, it was: all Netflix; no chill.
Defintion 2:
Me: Sheesh, with everyone going nuts, & with everyone locked inside, Quarantine was: all Netflix; no chill.
Also me: Why are you talking to yourself?