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Gay Bum

A bum that walks around with a slight smirk on his face, asking everyone in sight if they're gay. He will approach random guys, look around to see if anyone's watching, then point at them and ask "you gay?". Typically found in libraries, this one is best to be avoided.

Random Dude: Ah, finally an empty computer! Now to check my email...
Gay Bum: Sits down right next to him, rolls his chair closer and points. "you gay?".
Random Dude: Huh, who are you?
Gay Bum: Yeah, I figured you were gay..

by re3ja June 21, 2013


Bum towels

Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll

Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll

by Auslang April 17, 2015


Dunton Bum

The soreness between butt cheeks resulting from heavy sweating

Jesus!!! i need to go and have a wipe up i have a savage dunton bum.

by Twitters March 18, 2009


bum fry

A French fry that falls out of its container and onto the bottom of a paper take-out bag. Sometimes found in twos, other times found in large groups with other bum fries creating a greasy bottom. Bum fries are in no-man’s land, hence are up for grabs by any party that shares the same take-out bag.

Friend 1: “Hey! Stop eating the fries from the bag, those fell out of my box!”
Friend 2: “Nah man, that’s just a Bum Fry!”

by PerfectParadox January 18, 2018


Bum tag

The act of marking territory or items with urine or feces by homeless people.

Bryce didn't like that the car dealership used the empty lot that he slept in so he bum tagged all the new cars.

by Crazy Al in MT August 4, 2017


Bum Poop

Human-like feces found on the sidewalks of urban regions. Typically in areas with an excessive amount of homeless folk.

I skateboarded over some bum poop today...and now my wheels are all crusty.

by Cornelius Dickilus April 13, 2009


Mini-bum

Woman private part, vagina.

What a hairy mini-bum, or I'm gonna plow that mini-bum.

by Bilski April 12, 2018