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A loving sex move that involves a man forcing his girl's head under the duvet as he lets a big smelly, eggy fart go and literally traps her in there. Almost like an oven, she literally cooks in the heat and sometimes loses conciousness (dependant on strength of the bum-cough). Often questioned 'why' this is sexual, the answer is not known.
'Did you see the ambulance round Big James Kendall's house? Aparently he 'dutch ovened' his girlfried on the back of a night out in a curry house. She nearly died, twice.'
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-n. a sudden burst of flatulance while one's asshole is being licked.
That bitch almost bit a hole my ass when I gave her a Dutch sunrise.
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To silently fart under the duvet, jump out of bed, run around to your partner and push your buttocks to their face as if going to fart. Your partner will, out of instinct, dive under the duvet straight into the ambush of whiff. A perfect dutch oven.
The missus has PMS, I'll reward her later with a dutch oven.
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A smaller version of the dutch oven. When you fart in to your cupped hand and deliver the prize to an unsuspecting victim, aka dutch oven mitt.
Brendan like to ease in to relationships. That boy has some wicked gas, so to acclimate girls in to a long-term relationship, he will give a girl a dutch gloven within the first three dates. If she survives that, the next step is to turn up the heat and introduce her to his full-on dutch oven.
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During sex, when the man is about to come, he pulls out, throws the sheets over the woman and then comes all over the sheet instead. The woman uncovers herself and then gathers the dirty sheets and proceeds to do the man's laundry.
I didn't want her to get pregnant, so I pulled a dutch maid on her. Gotta love not having worry about the sheets getting dirty.
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Dutch Bellows: A variation on the 'dutch oven', except this can be done without shoving your partners head under the covers. Simply 1) emit a cloud of dirty ass gas, 2) listen to your partners breathing, 3) when she breaths out,lift your knee under the covers. This brings in some normal air which is mixed with the ass gas. 4) When your partner is on her 'breath in' cycle, lower your knee causing her to suck in some 'dutch oven' dirty ass gas. A typical response would be to wake up coughing, usually followed by a dig in the ribs.
pjm: I had some right dirty ass juice after that curry last night, the whole house stank!
brew: yeah I nearly managed to give the missus a dutch oven last night! but she fell asleep.
gonzo: I got my misses a good 'un with the dutch bellows, she woke up coughing and spluttering - it must have been the madras I had!
pjm: filthy bugger!
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A circling tongue technique used by an especially proficient salad tosser. Derived from a term describing yaw-roll inertia coupling instability.
“That whore Jane will toss your salad for $50, but Mary will give you a Dutch Roll for the same price.”
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