A phrase used to demote a terrible friend to acquaintance status .
After watching her bff hitting on her boyfriend she told her friend:
Pleased to make you an acquaintance
And walked off without looking back.
I did a bad thing to my friend that made them feel upset. I say this and hope they forgive me
Hey soliana please forgive me?
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When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.
While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"
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Please call me!
I donโt want to post in here. This site is not designed for this conversations.
Please call me. Or better please come and see me.
I want you stop warring about problems that not even exist, that created by your mind due to misunderstanding.
I Love You, only you.
I didnโt have relationships with her, we were just friends, and that was 4 years ago, before Iโve met you. Nothing happened. Nothing.
Iโve met her when my marriage fall apart.. Iโve met her online, because I was looking for an English teacher, and not for a lover. Come on!
Yes, I really liked her. Because of that I thought I will never love a man again. She worked overseas at that moment, and we could not meet in person. And when she finally get back here I have already was in love with you. NOTHING happened between her and me.
All this 4 years I was by myself. I did not see anybody, I didnโt love anybody.. because I loved you all this time.
I Love You, only you.
Please call me, or better please come and see me. I think you are creating nightmares for yourself and believe in it. I want to dispel all this nightmares.
by NeverSayNever57 December 09, 2021
NSN57 - Please Call Me
English Teacher
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A polite way to ask someone to die.
TS: "I want to thank God for this award, and also my parents. Also a big shout-out to my-"
KW: "Yo, I understand you are appreciative and all, and Imma' let you finish..."
TS: "Ummmmm... Please Anne Frank-you!"
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I swear, if you don't dislike this definition, I'm gonna turn you into a toad.
A guy on Urban Dictionary hated himself, so he inserted "please dislike this definition".
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To add to the unreal tournament definition it is also found in the film 'hellraiser'
No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering
Man thats a cool quote
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