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When one steel erector asks another for a 24mm podger but instead he gets a finger in his ass and a reach around.
Karl asked des to pass the 24mm jammy dodger but instead got a pokey bum wank dirty des style.
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(1) the classification of a woman on a man's mobile phone.
(2) If she was not up to sexual par, she has now been de-dicked and will never receive the pleasure of the dick from him or any of his friends again.
(1)"Annie is a dumb whore.... her new name on the cell is: de-dicked Annie."
(2)"She was the worst fuck ever!..She is now, de-dicked."
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to remove a friend from your FaceBook page
I just de-faced that girl from my FaceBook page
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a town in AR on a bend in the White River; a hole in the road between Hazen and Searcy; a black hole where there is nothing to do and no fun to be had!
Des Arc should really be called Dead Arc, as nothing goes on there.
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to pull down someones trousers and/or underwear for beans (mentioned in an article by myself and jacob brick)
Aaron: I dare you to de-kegg tom.
Matty: ok but don't tell him.
Aaron: get his shorts and boxers down to his ankles.
Matty: Haha ok!
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DelaWHERE? Newark is a small cluster of houses with a huge college problem. With 1 McDonnalds in a 10 mile radius, you should get the picture. Besides going and "hanging out" on Main Street, theres nothing to do. And the only thing to do on Main St is buy XTC and shitty Marijuana. Delaware doesn't have any good drugs... neither does Newark.
Newark is also home to The University of Delaware. Also known as the "Party college". Freshman walk around every day of the week looking for parties to attend, and cheat their way through class. Note: If you're a girl... always make sure you have extra condoms on hand.
Person from New York City: Hey bro, where ya from?
Newark resident: I'm from Newark, DE.
NY Person: Newark New Jersey?
Newark resident: No no... Delaware. It's south of New Jersey.
NY Person: Oohhh! You mean Maryland?
Newark resident: Uhh, no. It's a State between New Jersey and Maryland.
NY Person: What you smoking crakka?
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