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Carpet Munching Baby

A baby born into a lesbian family, will be a carpet munching baby

Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby

by Aleishajade January 13, 2009


crunk-n-munch

This is a box similar to the all famous "CRUNCH-N-MUCH", yet, CRUNK-N-MUNCH has yet to be invented. CRUNK-N-MUNCH, when brought into this world, will be a box of insanely crunkatized bits of joy that will enable you to reach a euphoric gangstertastically superb well being feeling when munching on. YES!!!! CRUNK-N-MUNCH...be crunkatized!!!!!!!

Yo, today I copped that new lil' box o' goodies called CRUNK-N-MUNCH!!! That mug had me HYPED!!!

by James McLendon August 13, 2006


Munch You Up

to beat someone

threaten to kick someones ass

or to genuinely cannibalize someone

Jabir: Take that turbin off!

Roy: But i can't

Jabir: Listen motha fucka, take that turbin off or imma munch you up

by SIRUS Naherous November 27, 2009


Pump 'n' Munch

Pump referring to penis-vaginal penetration. Munched referring to getting eaten out.

Just a gurl tryna get pump 'n' munched.

by LOVELYBUTT January 30, 2012


Deep-Sea Munching

When a man shoves his entire tongue into a woman's vaginal cavity while underwater. This sexual act is often, but not always, accompanied by shoving ones fingers into the anus and biting the clit with ones teeth (although, the biting is very strenuous).

Dude, Karen and I went Deep-Sea Munching last night and it was IMMACULATE!

by MunchMeASAP January 16, 2011


Curry Munching Slut

A stupid neek who knows everything and likes to strip for men on a Sunday night

Ashley Phillips is a curry munching slut

by sqLikesPants May 08, 2022


Marley minge munch

Where a junkie smears peanut butter over their genitals and gets their dog to lick it off. Orgasming is optional. Walking away with your genitals intact is the luck of the draw.

1. Can you get me some smooth peanut butter at the shops I feel like a Marley minge munch. Crunchy peanut butter is to dangerous.
2. I dont need to shower I'll just get a quick Marley minge munch to clean up.
3. Adam stop being a creep and watching the meth head get a Marley minge munch.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018