one percenter

A member of an "outlaw" motorcycle gang. Origin is the American Motorcycle Associations assertion from the 1960s that 99% of motorcyclists are law abiding citizens.

The Hells Angels, Outlaws, Banditos, Pagans, Warlocks, etc. then adopted the idea that they were the 1%.

That 1%er just ran a light in front of a cop, and the cop acted like he wasn't there!

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formula one

The most incredible form of racing available! NASCAR is a load of crap in comparison...

only formula one has 330 km/h speeds

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a cold one

This is an alcoholic beverage that you crack open with the boys, Normally takes place on a Friday or Saturday.

Girl: Wanna come over and smash?
Guy: Sorry, I'm cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Girl: Why? You're always with the boys! Its either me or the boys.
Guy: We're done.

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peep this one

no more fortnite

no more cards

no more $19 cards

no more trolls

bruh peep this one like really peep this one

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Rule One

The Doctor lies.

Most of River Song's "The Doctor lies" is about it being her own rule #1 for figuring out what's going on when things don't seem to make sense. If things seem incomplete or impossible, consider first if The Doctor lied about something.

Rory Williams: Why did he tell us he was dead?
River Song: Rule One: The Doctor lies. So do I.

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five-on-one

another definition for yankin your crank

My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.

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bend one in

Derived from the original definition, a quite fun game that is played by singing popular songs and replacing appropriate lyrics with the phrase "bend one in". Song choices known to lend themselves to the game range from 'Ring of Fire' by Johnny Cash and 'Is There Something I Should Know' by Duran Duran, to 'Chelsea Dagger' by the Fratellis and the 'Indiana Jones' theme.

"..Please please bend one in!...please please bend one in!... I made a break I run out yesterday.."
"Hey guys, are you playing Bend One In?"

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