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When a girl is so fuckin flat and pancake ass is far beyond how goddamm flat she is
That paper headass is fucking gross
An appealing reward that has no real value and is often nothing more than an incentive to elicit someoneone to perform an undesirable task.
Man, that employee of the month thing is nothing more than a paper prize.
"It's just Dirty Paper, I'll make more" replied JoeJoe when Sheriff's Deputies confiscated $65k of His Matress Money.
formerly known as "construction" paper, it is the brightly colored paper thicker than writing paper used for art and craft projects. Renamed due to the expansive amount of left over scraps that destroy the planet through waste, destroy the room the project was made in and destroy the table that it gets glued to accidently.
"You have five minutes to clean up that mess you made with the destruction paper or you're going to be grounded"
The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.
"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."
When mail trucks travel together in groups.
As I was driving to work today I passed a paper fleet on the other side of the road.
Someone who eats paper to build strong leg muscles.
Jaime: I'm so hungry and my legs are feeling weak.
Nicole: Why don't you become a paper muncher.