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A county employee who works twice as hard as municipal and state employees while earning less money. Also, a police officer who is not a dick like a trooper or a town clown
Town clown: Damn that deputy is doing all the work we should be doing!
Trooper: Yea and he still qualifies for welfare!!!
Municipal cop: Hey! The media is here! Look busy guys!!!
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What Bob Marley didn't do.
"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy"
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Extremely short, form-fitting shorts worn by a man, made popular by the "Reno:911" Character Lt. Dangle.
The male counterpart to Daisy Dukes, made popular by the "Dukes of Hazzard" character Daily Duke.
"Those Deputy Dangles he's got on don't leave much to the imagination."
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Basically a name for any cop that you dislike, or is just an asshole.
Jimbo: " Goddam, I would've been fine if Deputy Dicknut wasn't waiting for me around the corner."
When two men are simultaneously enjoying one woman and one of the two accidentally cums on the other guy. Thus you've shot the sheriff, so you are a Dirty Deputy.
Tom and Tim were getting her from both sides when all of a sudden Tom lost control and pulled a Dirty Deputy all over Tim. Tim wasn't sure whether to cry or to finish.
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the drunken state of mind in which you have no idea who or where you are. Usually accompanied by projectile vomit all over the bed that you unknowingly fall asleep in.
person1:
"Did you leave the party early last night?"
person2:
"I don't think so, just went straight to the Deputy's Voice apparently..."
(Also known as a "Deputy Sheriff") is a police officer, but instead of working for a city, they work for the county that surrounds it and is employed by a "sheriff" instead of a "chief".
They're uniform is usually (at least on the US west coast) a tan/beige shirt with green or black pants with a star badge.
They patrol rural and suburban areas that don't have their own police departments. They sometimes go into big cities but only to bring prisoners from the city jail to the county jail.
They're usually the more chill cops but it always depends on where you live.
Example:
A cop working for the city of Los Angeles is a Los Angeles Police Officer
A cop working for Ventura County is a Ventura County Sheriff's Deputy
Usually in an emergency, the Sheriff has more authority, but a police officer and sheriff's deputy's everyday authority is the same