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someone who had drank way too much and walks with a slight lean.
Last night Jerrod was Penguin tilting his way to the fridge for another beer.
When you have penis in vagina sex while taking an ice bath.
We kept the penguin in the iceberg after our workout. It worked wonder on our muscle recovery.
The art of inserting live maggots into your penis
Are you going fishing?
No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.
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whenever something is just over-the-top squee we refer to it as “tickling the penguin" as suggested by John Cole.
The YouTube video of Cookie the baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo is the prime example of Tickling the Penguin.
Partial masterbation by a prostitute
Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke
A fluffy cute Penguin, which was the primary food source of Uuggaa back in the days of tube screens and intel pentiums. Their internet is exceptionally bad and they are not leaving their den very often.
Survival strategies include vampirism and wearing fluffy jumpsuits.
Awkward behaviour included!
Oh up there flies a Penguin Styx,look! you can see his ... handbag